Recap of FY 2008!

It's April 30th and I almost didn't have any update for the month. I seem to have lost the appetite to rant. Or is it because it is the start of the new fiscal year? Now, what the heck does that have to do with this? I don't know. Too much time spent translating financial reports etc., perhaps. Anyway, this month is going to be just a recap of the quotes used so far in this site, which should help you in clearing up any misconceptions you might be entertaining of the crap around you.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Time wounds all heels.
All men are cremated equal.
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
Gandhiji's brother is the uncle of my nation.
Nostalgia - When you find the present tense and past perfect.
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
Most people are not particularly good at anything.
Eschew obfuscation
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
The future will soon be a thing of the past.
I am a friend of the workingman; I would rather be his friend than be one.
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Shouldn't a complimentary beverage tell you what a fine person you are?
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Where there's a swill, there's a sway.
Your lucky color has faded.
What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Conscience: The inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
"Diplomacy" is letting them have it your way.
"No comment" is a comment.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, it changed.
Get the facts first, THEN panic!
The Believer is happy; the doubter is wise.
The problem with reality is the lack of background music.
U.S.A - A country founded by slave owners who wanted to be free!
Sure I multitask. I read in the bathroom.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
It makes sense, when you don't think about it.
The best defense against logic is ignorance.
Faith is believin' what you know ain't so.
They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.