Unintelligent designs, athletes and creation
How old is old? India turned 58 years old, which is not very old as nation-states
go. The civilization of the region on the other hand is a few thousand
years old. Even that is debatable if we take the creationist view of the
world. Recently I read about an official who made some interesting comments
about the age of trees. There is this super duper road development work
going on in my hometown, Trivandrum, which mostly involves reworking the
traffic arrangements every other day. The whole operation is aimed at testing
and thereby improving the IQ, or gIrritation Quotienth, of the citizens
to prepare them for the globalization challenges of the future. Well, the
authorities decided to cut down some trees as part of this development.
This official said that the trees were anyway old and cutting them down
would be a boon to the city.
That set me thinking. Those trees were probably planted by one of the Travancore kings. Considering that Trivandrum became the capital only in the 18th century, the street that leads to the palace and the trees would be a couple of hundred years old at the most. Is that old for a tree? The oldest tree, as per the Guinness book is a redwood tree, which is 12,000 years old. The Jomon sugi (cedar) in Japanfs Yakushima Island is believed to be about 6 to 7,000 years old. Not all trees live that long, but I wonder if this official was a tree specialist to tell whether a tree is old or not.
This guy, I suspect, was educated in Kansas when they were teaching Creationism
as science, replacing evolution. Creationism teaches that the world is
only about 6,000 years old (based on biblical calculations). The world
was all flooded over about 4,400 years back, when Noah built his ark and
took along all species, etc., etc. There are also various profound studies
on how dinosaurs and humans existed side by side and how the Grand Canyon
could have formed in a few hours. They donft explain how or why God buried
all those fossils (made to look millions of years old, when in fact they
were only a few thousand years old, just to fool us) so that Arabs could
dig it up as oil and become rich and Americans could wage war, kill a few
of those Arabs and keep some of the loot under their control.
Kansas decided to drop creationism and push for another theory called Intelligent
Design. Mr. Bush, the almighty, supreme leader of the free world, is also
promoting this theory. I have one question for the Intelligent Design guys.
gExplain George Bush using Intelligent Design theory. And, incorporate
the word eintelligencef in the explanation without using qualifiers such
as average and low.h
Talking of creation, whichever theory Kansas uses, it wonft say how gBrahmah
actually did the creation thingy. This anomaly can be corrected when the
Hindu right comes back to power in India in the future, which Ifm sure
they will. This was an unfinished agenda when they were in last time. Couldnft
complete the corrections to all the textbooks due to coalition pressures
etc., though M M Joshi and his guys did try hard. I fervently hope they
at least would explain how and why Brahma put the oil underneath Arabia
and not, for instance, under Ayodhya.
P.S: Wefve been making our presence felt at the ongoing Helsinki World
Athletics Championship. Ms. Neelam Jaswant Singh, a discuss thrower, became
the first and only athlete to test positive. I was glad to hear this positive
development, but at the same time slightly sad too. Glad because wefre
almost halfway there in this sporting drug business. I was sad on two counts.
One is that this stupid woman didnft even qualify for the discus finals
with all these drugs. Second is that Mr. Manmohan gSoniah Singh failed
to get Bush to deliver us the latest American technology for masking these
drugs, which is what we need instead of bogus nuclear deals.
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